The Procrastinator’s Oath

Never do today,
What you could do tomorrow,
That’ll get it done.


Ode to the Best Poem I Ever Wrote

I wrote a poem in the notebook
of my dreams and of course
assumed I’d remember
it in the morning because,
obviously, it was that good.

It had something to do with sharks,
no, martens, or was it electric eels?
It was one of my best, I promise.