Bad joke of the day

You know why it’s called long division?


Because it takes so long to divide!



Word Exercise: Late Night Edition

Didgeridoo sounds like a euphemism.
Euphemism sounds like a condition involving phlegm.
Automatic sounds overly complicated compared to its meaning.
Hive sounds like hide — is that from experience?

An Important Question Involving the Whole Population

Does anybody know what ranch tastes like?
I mean really know?
It’s creamy and there’s probably vegetables
but how do you describe
it to someone who’s never tasted it?
Can you?