Horseradish is not a radish-shaped blob of horse,
thank goodness.
You can invite the dancer to dinner,
but only if you also ask the analyst.
The axis of decision-making moved
since I last saw it.


A Profound Thought

Narnia exists in each of us.
You know all those times
when you’re daydreaming
and you jerk back to reality
and it’s only been two minutes?
That’s because time exists
differently inside our heads.
That’s also, incidentally, why
I’m overly optimistic
about how long I’ll take to get ready.
If only other things like cleaning
didn’t have to take up time
in the outside world. It would give
me more time to do the things
I want. Anyway, what was I saying?