You know those gladiators
with the fishnets and tridents?
Those nets are weighted, right?
I think one is layered over me,
dragging me down to the dust
grime in my mouth can’t spit
it out     muscles are mush
bones are old and heavy
reach for the trident
can I lift myself?


The Shortest Protest Ever

Have you ever been so full
of every emotion your body
can’t handle it and you consider
running outside to scream at the stars

And then you remember you’re lazy
and have no energy
so you call it a night and slump
against your pillows

Weird Diets

What if unicorns only ate gummy bears?
What if two plus two sometimes didn’t equal four?
What if God created penguins to compensate
for the nasty creatures like mosquitoes?

What if everybody sees red differently
and we’ve just learned to call that shade the same thing?
What if termites hate the taste of wood?
What if the Eiffel Tower were inverted into the earth?