Get it? Russia Edition

Don’t step on the pushpin.
Watch the dusty elf ski.
Look out for the googly eyes.
I made a list of things I did earlier so I can check off most of them.
Solzhenitsyn! Gesundheit!


Life Update

This dude keeps trying to kill me
He even became a suicide bomber
but he fails time after time
I can’t believe I’ve made it this long

It dawns on me like a winter morning
He fails because I’m already dead