Get it? Russia Edition

Don’t step on the pushpin.
Watch the dusty elf ski.
Look out for the googly eyes.
I made a list of things I did earlier so I can check off most of them.
Solzhenitsyn! Gesundheit!


History of the World: Part 6

I couldn’t decide what picture book
to write so I ended up with a circus
in a barnyard starring an octopus
with a stutter due to a horrible
childhood plus a hedgehog sidekick
who encrypts codes for the CIA

Word Exercise: Late Night Edition

Didgeridoo sounds like a euphemism.
Euphemism sounds like a condition involving phlegm.
Automatic sounds overly complicated compared to its meaning.
Hive sounds like hide — is that from experience?