I couldn’t decide what picture book
to write so I ended up with a circus
in a barnyard starring an octopus
with a stutter due to a horrible
childhood plus a hedgehog sidekick
who encrypts codes for the CIA
Didgeridoo sounds like a euphemism.
Euphemism sounds like a condition involving phlegm.
Automatic sounds overly complicated compared to its meaning.
Hive sounds like hide — is that from experience?
The actuality of sheep trees
blends a blizzard
with marshmallow fluff
and folds in wind
The volcano has overwhelmed the containment protocol
Contaminants, including bacteria, have spread
Forgeries have compounded the issue at headquarters
Don’t trust the caterpillars
Do you wanna teach me a thing?
Go ahead and ignore me
I do love it when a plan comes together
That’s not a puppet
Caterpillar Learns Geometry
to Fight Homicidal Tendencies
moon is a beacon
of hopeless fight
combatant bares teeth
with a growl
steel jaws give way
under laser power
from Super Squirrel